(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ REBLOG THIS IF YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE FABULOUS.
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Till at his best - Wiener Blut
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
ITS BACK.<3
ELWOOD BLUES NEEDS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥
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i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot
Yes! Especially on Aug. 9th in Long Island at The Blues Brothers concert! ♥
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Port Jervis
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A Schizophrenic suicide.
things don’t always get to me but this got to me
make the voices stop
wow. Just wow. I’m not Schizophrenic but…I would do that.
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