A place where i can tell and show you anything you want.

 

darlingdreamingtree:

I was telling my dad about Earth Girls Are Easy because I thought he would appreciate the cast list

but that turned into him chastising me for always “locking on” to actors after I watch something (ohmygod it was on tv so I recorded it and I just happened to watch Jurassic Park the last time it was on TV and that’s like it shut uP)

which somehow led to “all you do is sit on your ass” and how I need to “do something”

I WAS JUST TELLING YOU ABOUT A MOVIE GODDAMN

poppypicklesticks:

elloellenoh:

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

I really love this.

I can’t really talk, but I don’t take pictures of people without their consent for this reason. 

superwholocknerdherdofsheild:

satanic-cactus:

freakingkeeper:

earthquackandbcm:

bluebellgirl:

 

I couldn’t scroll past this.

"rock is evil"

People are fucking idiots

Every single person I’ve met in a punk or rock band have been the nicest people I’ve met in my life.

All true except the One Direction thing. I looked all that up.

fuckedupdotcom:

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

wow fuck both of you.

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes