i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids
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I was telling my dad about Earth Girls Are Easy because I thought he would appreciate the cast list
but that turned into him chastising me for always “locking on” to actors after I watch something (ohmygod it was on tv so I recorded it and I just happened to watch Jurassic Park the last time it was on TV and that’s like it shut uP)
which somehow led to “all you do is sit on your ass” and how I need to “do something”
I WAS JUST TELLING YOU ABOUT A MOVIE GODDAMN
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
wow fuck both of you.